20 |
Star Office |
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3,99 € |
Even spies make mistakes. Barbed wire and guard dogs
pose a threat of injury for the active spy. Use our special bandages on
cuts and bruises to rapidly heal the injury. Depending on the severity of
the wound, the bandages can take between 10 to 30 minutes to completely
heal the injury. |
15 |
Search in Site |
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1,99 € |
Disguised as typewriter correction fluid, this scientific
truth serum forces subjects to correct anything not perfectly true. Simply
place a drop of the special correction fluid on the tip of the subject's
nose. Within seconds, the suspect will automatically correct every lie.
Effects from Correction Fluid last approximately 30 minutes per drop. WARNING:
Discontinue use if skin appears irritated. |
19 |
Resolution Device |
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11,99 € |
Facing a brick wall? Stopped short at a long, sheer
cliff wall? Carry our handy lightweight calculator for just these emergencies.
Quickly enter in your dilemma and the calculator spews out the best solutions
to the problem. Manufacturer Warning: Use at own risk. Suggestions may lead
to adverse outcomes. |
14 |
SIM Chating |
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29,99 € |
Contrary to popular spy lore, not all cigars owned
by spies explode! Best used during mission briefings, our Nonexplosive Cigar
is really a cleverly-disguised, top-of-the-line, precision laser pointer.
Make your next presentation a hit. |
20 |
Acces Cracker |
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299,99 € |
Keep your stolen Top Secret documents in a place they'll
never think to look! This patent leather briefcase has multiple pockets
to keep documents organized. Top quality craftsmanship to last a lifetime. |
15 |
News flash |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
799,99 € |
Just point, and a turn of the wrist will project a
hologram of you up to 100 yards away. Sneaking past guards will be child's
play when you've sent them on a wild goose chase. Note: Hologram adds ten
pounds to your appearance. |
14 |
Site indexer |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
459,99 € |
The simple elegance of our stylish monosex earrings
accents any wardrobe, but their clean lines mask the sophisticated technology
within. Twist the lower half to engage a translator function that intercepts
spoken words in any language and converts them to the wearer's native tongue.
Warning: do not use in conjunction with our Fake Moustache Translator product,
as the resulting feedback loop makes any language sound like Pig Latin. |
19 |
Multi-Purpose Watch |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
399,99 € |
In the tradition of famous spy movies, the Multi Purpose
Watch comes with every convenience! Installed with lighter, TV, camera,
schedule-organizing software, MP3 player, water purifier, spotlight, and
tire pump. Special feature: Displays current date and time. Kitchen sink
add-on will be available in the fall of 2001. |
16 |
SIMsoftware |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
1499,99 € |
Looks like an ordinary bumbershoot, but don't be fooled!
Simply place Rain Racer's tip on the ground and press the release latch.
Within seconds, this ordinary rain umbrella converts into a two-wheeled
gas-powered mini-scooter. Goes from 0 to 60 in 7.5 seconds - even in a driving
rain! Comes in black, blue, and candy-apple red. |
20 |
Windows 95 |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
3,99 € |
The latest in personal survival gear, the STKY1 looks
like a roll of ordinary office tape, but can save your life in an emergency.
Just remove the tape roll and place in a kettle of boiling water with mixed
vegetables and a ham shank. In just 90 minutes you have a great tasking
soup that really sticks to your ribs! Herbs and spices not included. |
16 |
SimpluDesign |
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2,99 € |
In a jam, need a quick escape? Just whip out a sheet
of our patented P38 paper and, with a few quick folds, it converts into
a lighter-than-air escape vehicle! Especially effective on windy days -
no fuel required. Comes in several sizes including letter, legal, A10, and
B52. |
19 |
Extracting Tool |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
199,00 € |
High-tech miniaturized extracting tool. Excellent for
extricating foreign objects from your person. Good for picking up really
tiny stuff, too! Cleverly disguised as a pair of tweezers. |
16 |
Exact Software |
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1299,99 € |
Camouflaged as stylish wing tips, these 'shoes' get
you out of a jam on the high seas instantly. Exposed to water, the pair
transforms into speedy miniature inflatable rafts. Complete with 76 HP outboard
motor, these hip heels will whisk you to safety even in the roughest of
seas. Warning: Not recommended for beachwear. |
14 |
Communications Device |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
49,99 € |
Subversively stay in touch with this miniaturized wireless
communications device. Speak into the pointy end and listen with the other
end! Voice-activated dialing makes calling for backup a breeze. Excellent
for undercover work at schools, rest homes, and most corporate headquarters.
Comes in assorted colors. |
14 |
NET Chat |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
1,99 € |
Persuade anyone to see your point of view! Captivate
your friends and enemies alike! Draw the crime-scene or map out the chain
of events. All you need is several years of training or copious amounts
of natural talent. You're halfway there with the Persuasive Pencil. Purchase
this item with the Retro Pocket Protector Rocket Pack for optimum disguise. |
18 |
Sim-Chat |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
1,99 € |
One of our most popular items! A band of rubber that
stretches 20 times the original size. Uses include silent one-to-one communication
across a crowded room, holding together a pack of Persuasive Pencils, and
powering lightweight aircraft. Beware, stretching past 20 feet results in
a painful snap and a rubber strip. |
19 |
MySQL Administrator |
image.gif | http://www.simsoftware.3x.ro/downloads/InstMsiW.exe |
4,99 € |
Few people appreciate the awesome repair possibilities
contained in a single roll of duct tape. In fact, some houses in the Midwest
are made entirely out of the miracle material contained in every roll! Can
be safely used to repair cars, computers, people, dams, and a host of other
items. |
19 |
Effective Flashlight |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
9,99 € |
The most powerful darkness-removal device offered to
creatures of this world. Rather than amplifying existing/secondary light,
this handy product actually REMOVES darkness allowing you to see with your
own eyes. Must-have for nighttime operations. An affordable alternative
to the Night Vision Goggles. |
18 |
SoKoBan Game |
image.gif | http://www.simsoftware.3x.ro/downloads/SoKoBanSetup.msi |
0,49 € |
Sokoban is a game of rock pushing. Using your mind for thinking and the arrow keys to
move the alien, push all of the rocks found in the level onto the light blue star pads.
If you make a mistake as almost everyone will, you can undo it or even restart the level!
For all of the rules, see the game itself.
|
16 |
Produse promotionale |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
19999,98 € |
Turn breakfast into a high-speed chase! In addition
to toasting bagels and breakfast pastries, this inconspicuous toaster turns
into a speedboat at the touch of a button. Boasting top speeds of 60 knots
and an ultra-quiet motor, this valuable item will get you where you need
to be ... fast! Best of all, Toaster Boat is easily repaired using a Versatile
Paperclip or a standard butter knife. Manufacturer's Warning: Do not submerge
electrical items. |
17 |
Multi-Video Anayiser |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
12,99 € |
Don't leave home without your monogrammed towelette!
Made from lightweight, quick-dry fabric, this piece of equipment has more
uses in a spy's day than a Swiss Army knife. The perfect all-around tool
while undercover in the locker room: serves as towel, shield, disguise,
sled, defensive weapon, whip and emergency food source. Handy bail gear
for the Toaster Boat. Monogram included with purchase price. |
18 |
New colector |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
129,99 € |
Some spies claim this item is more powerful than a
sword. After examining the titanium frame, built-in blowtorch, and Nerf
dart-launcher, we tend to agree! |
20 |
Windows 98 |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
129,99 € |
Avoid painful and potentially devastating laser eye
surgery and contact lenses. Cheaper and more effective than a visit to the
optometrist, these Perfect-Vision Glasses simply slide over nose and eyes
and hook on ears. Suddenly you have 20/20 vision! Glasses also function
as HUD (Heads Up Display) for most European sports cars manufactured after
1992. |
17 |
Bit counter |
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1,99 € |
Any debonair spy knows that this accoutrement is coming
back in style. Flawlessly protects the pockets of your short-sleeved oxford
from unsightly ink and pencil marks. But there's more! Strap it on your
back and it doubles as a rocket pack. Provides enough turbo-thrust for a
250-pound spy or a passel of small children. Maximum travel radius: 3000
miles. |
15 |
Valute |
image.gif | downloads/ValuteSetup.rar |
9,99 € |
This application is designed to inform you about last exchange rates from National Bank of Romania. |
16 |
Valahia Turism |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
29,99 € |
No spy should be without one of these premium devices.
Determine your exact location with a quick flick of the finger. Calculate
destination points by spinning, closing your eyes, and stopping it with
your index finger. |
15 |
Site indexer |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
9999,99 € |
Worried about detection on your covert mission? Confuse
mission-threatening forces with this cloaking device. Powerful new features
include string-activated pre-programmed phrases such as "Danger! Danger!",
"Reach for the sky!", and other anti-enemy expressions. Hyper-reactive
karate chop action deters even the most persistent villain. |
15 |
Mail watcher |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
6,99 € |
Never leave on an undercover mission without our Identity
Confusion Device! If a threatening person approaches, deploy the device
and point toward the oncoming individual. The subject will fail to recognize
you and let you pass unnoticed. Also works well on dogs. |
17 |
Calculator |
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89,99 € |
Be safe and suave. A spy wearing this trendy article
of clothing is safe from ultraviolet ray-gun attacks. Worn correctly, the
Defender deflects rays from ultraviolet weapons back to the instigator.
As a bonus, also offers protection against harmful solar ultraviolet rays,
equivalent to SPF 50. |
17 |
Image Counter |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
14,99 € |
Pesky guard dogs become a spy's best friend with the
Guard Dog Pacifier. Even the most ferocious dogs suddenly act like cuddly
kittens when they see this prop. Simply hold the device in front of any
threatening dogs, shaking it mildly. For tougher canines, a quick squeeze
emits an irresistible squeak that never fails to place the dog under your
control. |
20 |
Windows 2000 Srv. |
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6,99 € |
Survive for up to four days in confinement with this
handy item. Disguised as a common eraser, it's really a high-calorie food
bar. Stranded in hostile territory without hope of nourishment? Simply break
off a small piece of the eraser and chew vigorously for at least twenty
minutes. Developed by the same folks who created freeze-dried ice cream,
powdered drink mix, and glow-in-the-dark shoelaces. |
20 |
Windows 2003 Srv. |
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399,99 € |
Use the Telescoping Comb to track down anyone, anywhere!
Deceptively simple, this is no normal comb. Flip the hidden switch and two
telescoping lenses project forward creating a surprisingly powerful set
of binoculars (50X). Night-vision add-on is available for midnight hour
operations. |
19 |
Flash Detector |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
99,99 € |
Worried that counteragents have placed listening devices
in your home or office? No problem! Use our bug-sweeping wiener to check
your surroundings for unwanted surveillance devices. Just wave the frankfurter
around the room ... when bugs are detected, this "foot-long" beeps!
Comes complete with bun, relish, mustard, and headphones for privacy. |
16 |
SIMShop |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
13,99 € |
Any agent assigned to mountain terrain should carry
this ordinary-looking extension cord ... except that it's really a rappelling
rope! Pull quickly on each end to convert the electrical cord into a rope
capable of safely supporting up to two agents. Comes in various sizes including
Mt McKinley, Everest, and Kilimanjaro. WARNING: To prevent serious injury,
be sure to disconnect from wall socket before use. |
17 |
CocktailChapper |
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69,99 € |
Do your assignments have you flitting from one high
society party to the next? Worried about keeping your wits about you as
you mingle witih the champagne-and-caviar crowd? No matter how many drinks
you're offered, you can safely operate even the most complicated heavy machinery
as long as you use our model 1MOR4ME alcohol-neutralizing coaster. Simply
place the beverage glass on the patented circle to eliminate any trace of
alcohol in the drink. |
20 |
Linux |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
9,99 € |
Even spies need to care for their office plants. With
this handy remote watering device, you can water your flowers as a spy should,
from the comfort of your chair. Water your plants from up to 50 feet away.
Comes with an optional aiming system that can be mounted to the top for
improved accuracy. |
20 |
Suse Linux |
image.gif | #anchPorto |
59,99 € |
Traditional binoculars and night goggles can be bulky,
especially for assignments in confined areas. The problem is solved with
these patent-pending contact lenses, which give excellent visibility up
to 100 miles. New feature: now with a night vision feature that permits
you to see in complete darkness! Contacts now come in a variety of fashionable
colors for coordinating with your favorite ensembles. |
20 |
Office 2000 |
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2,99 € |
Learn to move things with your mind! Broaden your mental
powers using this training device to hone telekinesis skills. Simply look
at the device, concentrate, and repeat "There is no spoon" over
and over. |
19 |
Rubber Image |
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129,99 € |
With the Rubber Stamp Beacon, you'll never get lost
on your missions again. As you proceed through complicated terrain, stamp
a stationary object with this device. Once an object has been stamped, the
stamp's patented ink will emit a signal that can be detected up to 153.2
miles away by the receiver embedded in the device's case. WARNING: Do not
expose ink to water. |
17 |
Bullet Converter |
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79,99 € |
Being a spy can be dangerous work. Our patented Bulletproof
Facial Tissue gives a spy confidence that any bullets in the vicinity risk-free.
Unlike traditional bulletproof devices, these lightweight tissues have amazingly
high tensile strength. To protect the upper body, simply place a tissue
in your shirt pocket. To protect the lower body, place a tissue in your
pants pocket. If you do not have any pockets, be sure to check out our Bulletproof
Tape. 100 tissues per box. WARNING: Bullet must not be moving for device
to successfully stop penetration. |